no call no show #2

Dear “No call no show employee #2”,

Thank you so much for calling me six hours AFTER the start of your shift to let me know you are in court. I also apologize for debating with you the fact that you were scheduled to work today, as I stare at the schedule in front of me with your name and scheduled time on it.

Now that we agree that I can not only see, but actually read as well, I appreciate you changing your story that you told the prior manager that you had court this day. Unfortunately for the human race in general, I can’t download information from his mind into mine and know. You would actually have to tell me too. It’s unfair, I know, life is hard. It should help you to know in the future, I’m not even facebook friends with your former manager, so it is actually impossible for us to share any information with each other.

I’m sorry you had to hang up on me when discussing this issue. That bold move really helped me to understand how right you are here, yep, that action didn’t piss me off at all, and will absolutely make the conversation we have when I see you in person go a lot easier. There is nothing I love more than having the same conversation, with two separate employees, two days in a row.

I hope you and no call no show #1 are close, because it looks like you’re going to have a lot of free time to hang out in the future. Also, Judging from your inability to understand that you have any responsibility in this situation, leads me to believe you are going to be very successful in your court appearance today. Good luck.

Sincerely,

Maggie