Guy who called me unpatriotic

Dear “Customer who just called me unpatriotic”,

I find the basis of your accusation to be one of the most ignorant things I have ever heard. First of all, you say I am unpatriotic for serving Latin American blends of coffee in the afternoon. Hey moron, Latin American countries produce the majority of the coffee we serve. How this has to do with my patriotism is beyond me.

Here’s some facts about me you should know, I make a point of buying American made cars, my Grandfathers and Father are war veterans, and I know the lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner better than Christina Aguilera (of course you probably blame this on her Latin American roots).

I hear that you want me to serve a particular blend with the word “Major” in the title. Guess what ass hat, that particular blend is made up of different beans from guess where? You got it! Latin America!

Perhaps you need to check your facts before you start such extreme accusations. I put you up there with the guy who called me anti-semitic for no longer carrying bagels. You want to know what I did when you hung up on me after your irrational tyraid? I laughed. Hard. I also went ahead and ordered more delicious Latin American blends for the afternoon.

Please go ahead with your threat of calling customer service. I can’t wait to hear their response to your complaint. I don’t know what you have against Costa Rica my friend, but I am sure some intense therapy would help you deal with this anger.

If I were you, I would take a hard look at yourself and ask why you want to only drink United States grown coffee (which doesn’t exist). Or could It be you’re just a manchild that needs to get his own way no matter how you go about trying?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go jump in my American made car, listen to some Bruce Springsteen, and celebrate my freedom of speech by calling a lot of people and telling them what a bunch of ignorant assholes I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Sincerely,

Maggie