F Bomb Dropping Interviewee

Dear “F Bomb dropping Interviewee”,

Where to begin? Well, let me say I am not innocent when it comes to the use of such a versatile word. I have used it in my time, once when my mom was trying to teach me how to drive a stick shift, and a light turned red in front of me, it came out in a panic of knowing I was going to have to get out of first gear on a main road. I of course learned my lesson that day, this particular word was not be used in any company.

That said, I do appreciate your enthusiasm about working here, as it is a very emphatic adjective. However, now I can’t concentrate on anything else you are saying because I am so in shock you said it, and have yet to feel it was inappropriate in this environment.

Just when I thought you lost my attention all together, you bring me right back in with your next comment. Yes my fine pick applicant, this place is in fact, run by “two chicks”. I can’t tell you what a compliment it is coming from you about how shocked you are women could do such a thing. To think we have come this far, I am sure our forefathers never thought such a thing could happen by the year 2003.

I have much empathy for your situation, and I can’t believe you are having such a hard time finding work. You are nailing this interview so far. Your availability is also something I could work with. You are available Monday through Friday from noon to six? And you want forty hours a week, um…. Let me explain, actually never mind.

In the end, let me thank you for taking the time to come in and chat with me, and although you have so much to offer, we unfortunately don’t have a “white supremacy” genre section at this store. I wish you luck though, and might I recommend a driving course with my mom, she may be able to teach you a thing or two about etiquette.

Sincerely,

Maggie